There is a ridiculous amount of pregnant Ninja Turtle art out there.
And yet what bothers me most is that none of them depict eggs in any fashion.
Not exactly the choice of words I would use to describe three doppelgangers moving in for the kill.
Be sure to make your sins against God look like happy sins against God.
Man, you can tackle anything, so long as you have man’s best friend!
Because who needs food. Or water. Or shelter. Or a lead-lined suit, or at least some potassium iodide pills or something. That dog is all he requires.
Pretty sure God wasn’t trying to do… whatever this is.