Seems like making this was an awful lot of effort to go through to beat off to lady robots when Hajime Sorayama has been at this for decades.
Oh God, please tell me he travels back in time and bursts through the Great Wall of China screaming “OH, YEAAHH!”
Hey, isn’t it about time Inspector Gadget got a reboot?
What, they did already?
Sigh. Never mind.
“Wait, this isn’t Narnia! Nooooooo!”