Captain Enviro.

Oh my Christ, what the fuck is wrong with your leg, man?
What the fuck is wrong with your leg?
Oh my Christ, what the fuck is wrong with your leg, man?
What the fuck is wrong with your leg?
To be fair, he has the proportional speed and strength of a
I just want to be sure I understand the events that are purported to be happening on this page: A fetus manages to detach its placenta and eject itself from the uterus of its mother, get past the scrubs and undergarments of the surgeon, force its way past her undilated cervix, and reattach the placenta in her uterus.
And all of this, all of this while maintaining the structure and integrity of the amniotic sac.
Sounds legit.
“Mommy was a slut-lizard who did bad things with suggestively-shaped piles of nuclear waste.”
That is Pulitzer-winning caliber prose right there. No wonder someone got paid actual, real money that an be exchanged for goods and services to write it.
Sigh