• Ten Years Later, and Superman is Still a Dick (And I Guess I Am Too).

    If you’re reading this, you’re probably noting that there have been a few changes around here.  Congratulations, your powers of observation are truly commendable.

    But seriously, for years now the Superdickery website has lay fallow, a wasteland of poorly formatted tables, questionable ads, constant security breaches, and just an all around shitty user experience.  It was, in a word, abandoned.  A derelict fossil of a terrible website frozen in time.

    And that’s all on me.  I take full responsibility.

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  • Kite-Man.

    Kite-Man.

    You couldn’t at least all yourself “The Hang Glider” or something?

  • Middle School Math is a Super Power, Apparently.

    Middle School Math is a Super Power, Apparently.

    Where I come from, that’d be considered “regular mathematics.”

    Also, 20 x 16 x 10 equals 3,200, not 32,000.

  • Never Heard of Tiger-Man Either?

    Never Heard of Tiger-Man Either?

    What, you’ve never heard of Tiger-Man?  Probably because in the debut issue, the most menacing villain they could come up with for him to fight was a balding, middle-aged man wielding a floor lamp.

  • The Bouncer Will Warp Your Fragile Little Mind.

    The Bouncer Will Warp Your Fragile Little Mind.

    For some reason, whenever I see this picture, all I can think of is the chorus from the Gummi Bears cartoon.

    The “Bouncing here and there and everywhere” part.

    And it is the most horrible mental image I’ve ever had.