• “The Batman Puppet!”

    So let me see if I have this straight…

    Someone with the power to compel Batman to reveal his secret identity decided the best way to accomplish this was to have Batman call a press conference in an art museum so he can paint a self-portrait?

    Yeah, that checks out.

  • Chaos Emerald Z.

    Sure, we all knew Super Sonic was an homage to Super Saiyans, but this feels a bit on the nose.

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  • “Just Remember… This Was Your Own Idea!”

    I lie awake at night wondering what possible sequence could have precipitated a man bludgeoning a woman with a pig carcass while insisting it was her idea.

  • “Thank You, Santa Christ!”

    Yeah, it’s not particularly comic book or superhero related, but it’s seasonal and adequately fucked-up on a few levels.

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  • Superman Brutalizes Santa.

    If I were you, I’d think twice before putting any ideas about meat grinders into his mind.