• Wassp.

    Isn’t the current Wasp like… 15 years old, tops?

    Now we’re probably all on some government watch list. Thanks, Frank.

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  • Overreaction Personified.

    Holy effigy, Batman! They’re throwing snowballs at snowmen made in our image! ¬†That’s… that’s entirely innocuous, why are we about to beat the shit out of them?

  • Octovengers.

    Yep. That’s the Avengers rendered as octopuses.

    Not octopi, god damn it. I don’t care if it’s an accepted variant, “Octopus” doesn’t have a Latin root and isn’t pluralized by an -i suffix, assholes.

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  • Whatever Happened to Groot’s Vocabulary?

    Dude, you’re made of wood. I’ve got like a whole list of things that could defeat you.

    • Fire
    • Some sort of giant beaver
    • A whole bunch of regular beavers
    • Termites
    • Giant termites
    • Someone with a chainsaw
    • Agent Orange

    I’d say that Swamp Thing would also push his shit in, but I guess tagging in DC characters is cheating.

  • Minions Have Ruined Everything.

    Days of Future Past does not deserve to be sullied like this. God damn it, Chuck, is nothing sacred?

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