Another Most Ignoble Demise.

Wait, wait, let’s do the math on this one!

Google tells me a typical tire is two feet in diameter, which is ~840 revolutions per mile. We’ll be generous and assume that this car is only traveling 30mph in a speed zone or something, which gives us 420 (I did not plan that) revolutions per minute, which is 7 revolutions per second.

So he has maybe a quarter of a rotation before he’s dead, which gives him–you know what, fuck it. The poor bastard’s dead before he even completes that thought.