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December "Supergirl is a Mad Killer!" Superman lays the smackdown on... himself. Okay... "You will never forget: Wonder Woman-Gorilla!" "Give me grabbing room too!" "Strong, sturdy legs snag Batman in mid-air..." Most amazing codpiece ever. So what happens when he gets around to letting go of the lasso? Batman and Robin hate hippies with guns. Stand in helpless awe of the Invincible Man's penis! The Gay Ghost really ought to consider a name change... During World War 2, apparently Mussolini was a floating disembodied head. Spider-man tries to steal the Human Torch's girlfriend and fails miserably. November Superman slugs it out with Wonder Woman. "You're ruining everything!" Ape Nation: The strangest combination of franchises you ever saw. You just don't understand Batman's methods... The secret of the first Metropolis? That the second one hasn't caved in on it. Look! Some black guy on a tree! (Oh yeah, and Wonder Woman tied up) "Superman Becomes a Cowboy!" "Can Superman Save Lois from the Three Scoops of Death?" Two heads may be better than one, but technically you only have two *faces*. Young Allies are the foe of giant octopi everywhere. Captain America's daring attack fails to impress the technician in the back there... A computer that does simple math as quickly as Superman isn't exactly a selling point with me... September What would make Superman pass a chance to pummel an army of Jimmy Olsens? One cover sums up what was wrong with comics in the 90's... Captain Carrot: In no position to be dissing Beast Boy. Girls' Love: So much unfulfilled potential... "The Fire Wheel!" It's not fun when they don't even try to hide it... Green Lantern devises an... interesting solution. Dude, just let Aquaman handle it... "The Giant Who Came to Smallville!" You got your ass kicked by "The Kitten." Hang your head in shame. Rex The Wonder Dog: Apparently more deadly than a hand grenade. Some of the worst art, writing... Hell, the worst page you ever saw. August Superman is found guilty of crimes against humanity. 'Bout time. "Why is Superman Forced to Break His Code Against Killing?" Who in their right mind would give a chimp a gun? Just 'cause a chimp is a wearing a cape doesn't make it "Super." "Cordless Vibrator!" Miniskirts and biker shorts seem somehow inadequate for a moonwalk... Wonder Woman <3 street performers... "Printed in real KISS blood!" "Lo! The Eggs Shall Hatch!" Shaloman: Like Superman, only he won't save you on the Sabbath. Dynamite Joe: The US pulls out, Joe remains with his bow and arrow. Hey look, genuine hidden messages! July "Hands off, Jimmy -- You traitor!" Thinking his clever plans through is not one of Superman's strong points. Congo Bill isn't quite as intelligent as he thinks he is... Damn it Robin, stop! Just STOP! Welcome to the planet of the dickheads. "The only real happiness for anybody is to be found in obedience to loving authority." "The Man Who Couldn't Stop Growing!" Note to Punisher: Macaroni art doesn't work for armor. Most bewildering super-villain ever... "Golden Age Teen Titans in: Zoot Suit Riot!" There's some wrong with this picture... The Juice is Loose! June "The Super-Rivals!" "Superbaby's Super-Pranks!" "2000 A.D. The Comic of Tomorrow -- Today!" She-Hulk's circulation numbers must be slipping... Maybe you ought to rethink the "human torpedo" thing... Again with the tentacle sex... "Saga of the Super-Sons!" Bucky gets bitch slapped, and it is awesome. Flash is reduced to tossing thumbtacks at a guy on a tricycle... More Catman ownage. Captain Wonder beats up guys wearing flowers. Jimmy Olsen: Recipient of the World's Worst Swirly. May Superman: Super Diet Coach. "Drop the hamburger, Jimmy!" Don't wear bunny ears. Gorillas hate that. Little Lulu gets her chest groped. Comic book science gets its comeuppance. "The Rainbow Blackhawks!" "A good mistress could do wonders with them!" "What Happens to Superman's Super-Strength When He Becomes Just an Ordinary Guy?" "When Krypto Became Superboy's Master!" "The Mongol Blood Drinkers!" Catman. Badass. In Speedos. That's not what bacteria looks like. Or blood vessels for that matter. March "Drink up baby... or papa spank!" Where's Captain Planet when you need him? Some gorilla threatens to kill J2. Who's J2? Exactly. Creepiest letter to the editor ever. EVER. Pretty sure your mom *will* mind you borrowing her dress... Worst explanation of time travel I ever saw. "My feminine vanity won't let me pull out my eyelashes!" Mankind's struggle against the cutest threat ever. Superman gets the crap kicked out of him. We all secretly rejoice. You'd think that Humpty Dumpty would have egg themed crimes or something... "The Green Lama Smashes a Plot Against America!" I so want one of these... February If Superman wants to steal your wife, he's going to steal your wife. Superman dicks over the fire department. "Captain Marvel Goes Ape!" "Did I ever tell you how smashing you look in bowties, Jimmy?" Hey, "Wonder Woman in Chains!" is the actual title this time... "Captain Marvel Becomes a Petrophile!" (Not pedophile) Wonder Woman vs... a giant Wonder Woman.... Captain Confederacy. Porcupine Pete: It's not just his name that sucks. "The GI Robot and the Dinosaur!" Let he that is without sin kick the first ass. The Joker steals some kid's report card. Seriously. January "The Invisible Life of Jimmy Olsen!" Superman has become a menace? Wow, really? You just noticed? "The Human Pet of Gorilla Land!" "Love and the Lash!" My calculations indicate that you're a dumbass. "The Sniper" doesn't really live up to his name... "Commander Video is out to get you!" "The Cat-Man strikes back!" Quite possibly the lamest attempt on Superman's life ever. Dartman: Destined to have a very short career at crime fighting. Bucky gives a practical demonstration of what not to do with a bomb. Probably the worst panel I've ever seen. But I haven't looked that hard. Updates for 2006