“Into the Depths!”
More people die of octopus attacks per capita than car wrecks. That’s why you never go diving without a buddy.
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Punching Nazis Never Goes Out of Style.
But Superman, aren’t you Hitler?
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In Case You Needed Reminding: Superman is a Dick.
Maybe we’re looking at this all wrong. Maybe it’s supposed to be some sort of metaphor about how print is dead, and… something… something.
Or, you know, he’s a dick blowing up his place of employment and killing his coworkers.
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Color Kid.
I guess it could be situationally useful against Green Lantern back when he couldn’t affect things that were yellow?
Man it must burn to be turned down by a super hero group who counts Matter Eater Lad among their number.
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“Return of the Dinosaur Killer!”
I don’t think he’s there to save you, he probably just wants the pterosaurs out of the way while he winds up to throw you like a paper airplane.
