Yes, this is a real cover.
No, she’s not actually the Punisher, it’s just from an MJ-themed month of variant covers.
I’m as disappointed as you are.
The amount of effort he expended on his costume is about the same I did in tying a towel around my neck and running around in my Underoos as a kid.
The fuck kind of teenager are you raising that goes around bowhunting other kids and mounting their heads on hearts on her wall?
The composition for this is a hot mess. Looks like someone with two right hands shooting Elmer Fudd while Flash and Road Runner fall out of the sky and a tiny Green Lantern chases Marvin the Martian.
You’d think that being a living portal would be kind of useful, but he’s limited to whatever space is immediately adjacent to the surface he’s leaning on.
That’s actually probably more useful in real-world applications than most most powers, I guess.