Superman is a Dick.

Just for laughs, I thought it'd be funny to come up behind my girlfriend and punch her in the back of the head while shouting "KLUDD!!" at the top of my lungs.
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The doctors tell me that in six more weeks I can eat solid foods again and I won't need a helper monkey to do all my typing.
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