Fatness Rays. Yes, Fatness Rays.

Fatness Rays.  Yes, Fatness Rays.

Again, not to question an obviously far more advanced alien race than ours, but wouldn’t it be easier to just use some sort of death ray?

But given that their ultimate goal seems to be to make us sign leases and make us pay them rent, maybe they’re not the brightest crayons in the box.