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Gablaim Webmikemaster let me Bizarro answer mails sent to him through intercomputer. Me drop by this morning, tell him how much me love computer place, as it feature not only me (am Bizarro!) but things that am bizarre all around. Make me so happy! So me tell Mike about how intercomputers work on Bizarro World. Me explain how we no have "instant message" but "take forever message". While non-bizarros say "lol" (which am mean "laugh out loud") we say "nlaa" ("not laugh at all") because if you not laugh that mean am very funny. Also show him Bizarro intercomputer pages that feature bizarro women with lots of clothes on. Am lots of those sites. Mike ask if it am bizarro computer phenomenon, then would not be very little sites feature that? Then Mike start shaking very rapid. (which mean Mike am calm!) He say he feel an-your-isum, before red stuff come out nose and he lie down. Me am number one Bizarro on Bizarro World, so me feel am most qualified to answer people that live inside glowy box. Me am so happy!
Date: Sun, 3 Apr 2005 10:30:19 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: "The Human Octopus"
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.comIn one of your latest pictures there is Jimmy Olsen with six arms. I remember that whenever Jimmy olsen had a "superpower" or other wierd incredible thing u "take a shot". wouldnt this be under the "take a shot" catergory??
P.S. keep up the good work
Despite you am discouraging Mike, me think he am going to keep on keep on.
Me not think it good idea to take shot at 6-arms Jimmy. He have six arm and gun, so he have less chance of shooting back. If you must take shot make sure you am holding six guns at time.
Date: Sun, 3 Apr 2005 11:00:47 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Suffering Sappho??
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.comHello,
Love the website but just a question about the Wonder Woman #205 one shown here:
http://www.superdickery.com/other/222.html
1) Why would she bother to say 'Suffering Sappho?' I mean, is she the lesbian version of Yosemite Sam?
2) NUBIA? Huh? Did they even try to hide their rampant fantasies with these things? With the vibrator-looking bomb and the sexual leanings, it's obvious that these creatores had some serious issues.
Scary.
--Nick
2) Why she ride bomb thing when she have perfect invisible plane! Plane am best way to travel, you see she in plane while not able see rest! Am perfect disguise! Even bestest scientist on Bizarro World (which am Dr. Bizarro Hilton) never conceive of such ingenious invetion!
1) Me only know what things Bizarro Wonder Woman worship, which instead of mighty Gods of Old, am common household applicance. When in peril, she exclaim thing like "Great George Foreman Grill!" before using Lasso of Lie, which mean when she lasso you, you am have to tell a lie. So when she lasso crook, and ask if he about to commit crookery, he say "no, me am innocent" and since say he am innocent, we all go home and call it a day!
Date: Sun, 3 Apr 2005 11:41:31 -0700
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.com
Subject: Superman isn't bieng a dick, he's _saving_ them!( in reference to http://www.superdickery.com/dick/105.html )
This isn't Super-dickery! It's obvious that they _chose_ those outfits themselves, and Superman is trying to _save_ them, and if that means killing them, well. Like Superman says, it has to be done.
Me perfectly agree! Killing am the best way save someone. Me am so rubbing off on Superman. Very ashamed (which mean am proud!) Me think, however, me wonder why Superman and Batman have sidekicks younger then them. Me think best idea if get sidekick that am older.
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.com
Subject: Superman is also a stupid dick.......
Date: Sun, 03 Apr 2005 19:04:23 -0400Hello, I'm loving the site as always,
[Re: http://www.superdickery.com/dick/106.html]
And all this time I thought this was his perfect crime..... http://www.superdickery.com/dick/17.html
[Re: http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/23.html]
About that bottom right frame: Won't the rubber tires on the bus insulate the people in there save them? Just a thought......
[Re: http://www.superdickery.com/other/239.html]
What, has Superman had 6 hands before or something? How does he know that its gonna be such a curse? What is he, Mr. Know-it-all now?
[Re: http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/17.html]
Why all the colours? Because he's off to the freaking Gay Pride Parade you stupid ponce.....
Me prefer when commit imperfect crime on Bizarro Lois #1. Me wait til we were no longer in space, and in front of everyone, then yank cord. That teach her say "yes" when me ask her to marry me.
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.com
Subject: Superdickery site
Date: Mon, 4 Apr 2005 08:59:50 -0400BWAA-HAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! Fabulous! I haven't enjoyed a comics web site so much in years! Thanks for putting this up! I'm going to put the link to the main page in a bunch of Yahoo groups -- DC groups, unless something "marvel"ous shows up -- if you don't mind.
Thanks - this is a great way to start a work week!
KrisIn Bizarro World, DC am Marvel and Marvel am DC. Also, Archie Comics am Dark Horse, and it publish stories where Archie and Jughead am in bikinis all the time. very hot.
It am Friday as me am writing this, so work week just start for me! Me can't wait, love go to work, especial early in morning!
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.com
Subject: Issue number for a particular comic
Date: Mon, 4 Apr 2005 17:38:15 -0400I am taking a comics course at the University of Florida and your site was used in class. The whole class enjoyed it immensely.
I did have a question about one of the panels you featured. It's for the "Batman's not gay! He's not damn it!" panel. Could you possibly tell me what comic and what issue number it comes from? I am writing a paper for the class and want to reference that particular issue. Thanks again for the site.
Regards,
Rand FaulknerWhat kind of school you go to where you have write paper for class? professor should write paper for you. Me am not sure what comic panel come from, but me have feeling it come from issue F. We label issue by letter on Bizarro World. It work out okay, until we get to issue number Z, then series have to end. Also problem when reprint issue run in Bizarro Spain, since have more issues to go with less stories to print!
Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 16:44:33 EDT
Subject: Superdickery Fan Art
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.comI'm sure you get stuff like this all the time, and well it's not actually art since Superdickery.com doesn't have a mascot/etc besides Superman (which I'm pretty sure you couldn't use for legal reasons)....Anyhow I painted a quick watercolor link to your site because it amused the crap out of me. Not literally, but still. It's the 2nd link on the page: http://www.headinjurytheater.com/links.htm
Just wanted to say I really enjoyed the site and all it's madness.
Catch you later,
JaredMe think mascot am Superman pope-mobile. But me am not supossed to talk about right now. Mike not want to make pope jokes, but me think this am best time for it! One should always make jokes when people most talk like they sad. That way, what you say am funniest thing in room!
Subject: Sups is a dick
Date: Wed, 6 Apr 2005 10:52:13 -0700
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.comMan, I've never seen those comic books. That era was the worst story writing ever. But that collection you have is priceless. Awesome!
Me think this am best era of writing. Especially since many feature me, Bizarro! Me sorry John Burns get rid of things like Bizarro World. Let me put this way: were lots of crossovers when Bizarro world? Were too many X-Titles?
To: superdickwebmaster@yahoo.com
Subject: Seduction of the Innocent Number 13
Date: Thu, 7 Apr 2005 00:09:27 -0500The cover found in the Seduction of the Innocent section with Superman and a rather upset young boy actually was part of a Fark.com photoshop contest. And you are right, with different dialog the cover becomes very wrong (even moreso) very quickly. This is the cover in question: http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/13.html
Where me come from, innocent do seductioning. Lead to much less lawsuits.
This am fun! Me think me have all answers to problems! If you have problem, why not write me ambizarro@yahoo.com? Not see you later!