On February 24, 2015 by Mike
“Matter-Eater Lad.”

This is Matter-Eater Lad. His power is that he can eat matter.
Newsflash, Matter-Eater Lad, “eating matter” isn’t a power. I eat matter three times a day, sometimes more if I have a snack.
Fuck, I breathe matter! Beat that, Matter-Eater Lad!
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