“Now That I’ve Bathed You, Son, You’re Going to be All Right.”

"Now That I've Bathed You, Son, You're Going to be All Right."

Your first thought may be “Oh God, Superman likes to undress little boys while they’re unconscious,” but as you can clearly see by the misshapen “S” on his chest, this clearly isn’t actually Superman.

So instead your thought should be, “Oh God, this guy likes to dress up as Superman and undress little boys while they’re unconscious.”