• There Are No Roller Coasters Here At All!

    Here’s just a list of questions I have about this cover:

    • Who the hell is that off to the left-hand side there?
    • Who the hell is that in the middle?
    • What the hell is the red beam of energy?
    • What the hell is the blue, presumably glowing, thing?
    • What the hell is wrong with the dude’s left foot?
    • What the holy fuck does any of this have to do with roller coasters?
  • Still Not Enough Genres. Need More Genres!

    Oh man, if you threw a gorilla and a dinosaur in there somewhere, this would be the most comic book-y comic book cover ever.

  • We’re All Wearing That Signboard.

    It’s downright eerie how perfectly this encapsulates just how much DC Comics completely and utterly fucked up their big Batwedding event.

  • Peter Talks to a Spider.

    It’s a good thing Peter’s walking around wearing that sweater with a spider on it. That way you know for sure which one’s Spider-Man.

  • Thunder. Thunder. Thundercats, nooooooooooooooo!

    God, remember how so many people lost their shit over Teen Titans Go? Imagine the response to this if it were real.

    Wait, it is real?

    Oh god, not like this.