Because the other Batman and Superman titles are non-fiction?
Superman giving Batman the LBJ treatment there.
I’m feeling pretty antsy myself, lately.
Okay, so Minnie and Mickey as Harley and the Joker isn’t actually emotionally scarring. But it was the best title I could come up with.
In my experience, the stiffening up and grabbing of hoses typically happens before the spooosshhing.