• “The Guilty Gorilla!”

    Does Captain Comet moonlight as a prosecuting attorney for the state or something?

    Because I’m pretty sure you don’t get to do this if you don’t.

  • Wassp.

    Isn’t the current Wasp like… 15 years old, tops?

    Now we’re probably all on some government watch list. Thanks, Frank.


  • Overreaction Personified.

    Holy effigy, Batman! They’re throwing snowballs at snowmen made in our image! ¬†That’s… that’s entirely innocuous, why are we about to beat the shit out of them?

  • Octovengers.

    Yep. That’s the Avengers rendered as octopuses.

    Not octopi, god damn it. I don’t care if it’s an accepted variant, “Octopus” doesn’t have a Latin root and isn’t pluralized by an -i suffix, assholes.


  • Whatever Happened to Groot’s Vocabulary?

    Dude, you’re made of wood. I’ve got like a whole list of things that could defeat you.

    • Fire
    • Some sort of giant beaver
    • A whole bunch of regular beavers
    • Termites
    • Giant termites
    • Someone with a chainsaw
    • Agent Orange

    I’d say that Swamp Thing would also push his shit in, but I guess tagging in DC characters is cheating.