• An Unexpected Moment of Self-Awareness.

    Well… He’s not wrong…

  • ((Jiggle)

    Kerry Callen just may very well be something of a genius.


  • A Little Bit Amazing.

    I am legitimately shocked that something so utterly perfect never even occurred to me until now.

  • “Invasion of the Sphinx Creatures!”

    Given that a sphinx is already known to be a creature, it seems kind of redundant to call it a “sphinx creature.” Like, I don’t go around calling my cats “cat creatures,” right?

  • “Look Up–And Die!”

    Okay, so when you see the words “Look Up–And Die!” painted on the wall in letters large enough to be read across the street, clearly the right play to make is to not walk up to it and look up.