Shaloman: Like Superman, Only He Won’t Save You on the Sabbath.

Shaloman: Like Superman, Only He Won't Save You on the Sabbath.

Oh my god, I actually used to have an issue of this.  Shaloman was a rock carving of the Hebrew letter on his chest that sat off in the middle of nowhere.  He would turn into Shaloman when someone in trouble cried out–and I totally swear I am not making this up–“Oy vey!”

He was basically a Jewish Superman who would do nothing but spout out a ceaseless stream of puns until the villain jammed pencils through their eardrums to make it stop.