Superman Really Needs to Shut His Face Hole.

Superman Really Needs to Shut His Face Hole.

Superman is bearing down on them while spewing flames from his mouth, and all Perry is thinking about is how his cigar could use a light.

He’s obviously drunk.  But if I ran a newspaper whose only employees seemed to be a woman as clueless as Lois, a dick as big as Superman, and a photographer who was constantly getting super powers and going to the moon and performing brain surgery like Jimmy, I’d drink heavily too.