“My Beard Can’t Be Cut!”

So… do what you did that kept you from growing a beard in the first place and use a mirror to shoot yourself in the face with eye lasers?
So… do what you did that kept you from growing a beard in the first place and use a mirror to shoot yourself in the face with eye lasers?
Even for a
(And yes, I know it is actually real, which is the very worst thing of all.)
I guaran-damn-tee you that this is someone’s fetish somewhere in the world. Weird… woody empathic parasite worm vore sex.
Mark my word.
Even by the standards of 60’s Silver Age wackiness, what is this?
What the everliving fuck is this?