Well, you might have had time to jump aside if you hadn’t spent what fleeting moments fate had left you explaining how there wasn’t time to jump aside.
Not exactly the choice of words I would use to describe three doppelgangers moving in for the kill.
Did he use Super-Roofies?
Man, if that were my kid, the dog biting him would be the least of his concerns about what I was going to do to him.
Continuing on a recent theme. I know when I think, “How can I betray my best friend?” my thoughts immediately turn to, “Where can I get a life size paper doll made for reasonable cost?”