Are you… Are you using toilet paper for the webbing?
Just to go the full matryoshka of lunacy, I wish that guy was actually three kids standing on each other’s shoulders.
Batman was the best part of The Lego Movie, and nothing can tarnish that.
This might come close, though.
I’m almost positive that Batman does not defecate feces that features the bat symbol.
But only almost.
You know, usually the purpose of eye holes is to put them close enough together so that you can look out them with your eyes.