I was going to make some sort of forcible penetration with a foreign object joke here, but even if we put aside the wisecracks, we’re still left with Batman stabbing the Joker in the ass with a red-hot spear.
That’s kind of fucked up, man.
A friend of mine posted this on my Facebook wall last week.
He’s dead now.
For completely unrelated reasons, as far as anyone is concerned.
I don’t have anything snarky to say about this. I was kind of working on a bit about an ejaculate cannon, but it just wasn’t coming together.
I clearly don’t read enough Archie.
I initially misread Dick’s dialogue as being “I was made of boners” and am honestly disappointed that it doesn’t actually say that.
I mean, it still works in its own right, but to think of what could have been…