“I’ll Crawl Under His Clothes and Give Him a Deluxe Tickle!”
Urban legends about Richard Gere have ruined everything.
Not that this wouldn’t still be plenty questionable regardless.
All posts tagged Seduction of the Innocent
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“SPOOOSSHH.”
In my experience, the stiffening up and grabbing of hoses typically happens before the spooosshhing.
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“You Need Dick Now–More Than Ever!”
You know, there are some days where you find a picture that is so beyond the pale that it seems like anything you could say about it would only detract from its magnificence.
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Hot Hot Man-on-Bear Action.
I thought I knew what a “bear” was in sexual parlance.
Apparently I was gravely misinformed.
