This Can’t Possibly Be Real…


(And yes, I know it is actually real, which is the very worst thing of all.)
(And yes, I know it is actually real, which is the very worst thing of all.)
Sure, we all knew Super Sonic was an homage to Super Saiyans, but this feels a bit on the nose.
“If you can convince the lowest fandom they’re better than the best Sonic fan, they won’t notice you’re picking their pockets. Hell, give them somebody to look down on, and they’ll empty their pockets for you.”
–Lyndon B. Johnson
It’s mesmerizing. Like a lava lamp.
A horrible, emotionally scarring, childhood destroying lava lamp.