It’s mesmerizing. Like a lava lamp.
A horrible, emotionally scarring, childhood destroying lava lamp.
I want to remove the brain of whomever came up with this, fix it with formalin, embed it in paraffin, and cut it into wafer-thin slices for histological examination.
I must know what’s wrong with Sonic fans. I need to know.
Fucking biology, how does it work?
(Hint: Not like this.)
Blood shot out my nose too, but for entirely different reasons.