Fruit Boy.
“So what’s your super power?”
“Well, I can literally end world hun–”
“Get the fuck out.”
All posts tagged Stupor Powers
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And Nothing of Value Was Lost.
How do you train bees? How do they help you fight crime? How do you hold any significant quantity of bees in your belt to accomplish anything?
Hooooooooow?
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With All the Powers of Cocaine!
“Hey, what if we took Roxo the Clown and made him a supervillain?”
“But Mike, doesn’t this character date to like 20 years before Metalocalpyse?”
“You shut your goddamned mouth!“
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Dude, “Eye Scream” doesn’t work as a pun here.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Your super power is to melt into a puddle of ice cream?
I… That’s just… God damn, man.
