Captain Enviro.
Oh my Christ, what the fuck is wrong with your leg, man?
What the fuck is wrong with your leg?
All posts tagged Stupor Powers
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“My Beard Can’t Be Cut!”
So… do what you did that kept you from growing a beard in the first place and use a mirror to shoot yourself in the face with eye lasers?
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#1 Fan.
Even for a
gag character, this is pretty goddamn stupid. -
One Hell of a Consolation Prize.
“Sorry, your powers aren’t up to our standards. To make it up to you, we’re giving you the power of flight.”
Christ, where do I sign up for tryouts? I have the power to… see the visible light spectrum.
Yeah.
That’ll do it.
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Color Kid.
I guess it could be situationally useful against Green Lantern back when he couldn’t affect things that were yellow?
Man it must burn to be turned down by a super hero group who counts Matter Eater Lad among their number.