“Sorry, your powers aren’t up to our standards. To make it up to you, we’re giving you the power of flight.”
Christ, where do I sign up for tryouts? I have the power to… see the visible light spectrum.
Yeah.
That’ll do it.
I guess it could be situationally useful against Green Lantern back when he couldn’t affect things that were yellow?
Man it must burn to be turned down by a super hero group who counts Matter Eater Lad among their number.
“So what’s your super power?”
“Well, I can literally end world hun–”
“Get the fuck out.”
How do you train bees? How do they help you fight crime? How do you hold any significant quantity of bees in your belt to accomplish anything?
Hooooooooow?
