More people die of octopus attacks per capita than car wrecks. That’s why you never go diving without a buddy.
There was surprisingly little bondage play, all things considered.
Here’s a little something to make up for it.
Aquaman looking like someone shaved a heroin addict chimpanzee there…
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This one just kind of speaks for itself.
If I were a superhero. and found myself about to be hanged by a villain I can only presume to be named Birthday Cake Boy, I would have so many regrets about my life.