On December 21, 2014 by Mike “The Day Flash Weighed 1,000 Pounds!” Wait, how does a green ray gun make someone fat? Shouldn’t his costume be tearing apart? And wouldn’t his legs break under the weight? Oh dear, now my nose is bleeding… Tags:Confounding Comic CoversFlashWeird Science “Most Fantastic Story of All Time!” Captain Boomerang vs. Dignity.